With the help of a story making program on the hello kitty webpage I just wrote me a story. It's the most beautiful thing I have ever written!

Hello Kitty sat dreaming about shitty cars. One day she hoped to be a boss . If I shit hard I can be whatever I want to be, she thought. Her parents always shat her. One day, you could be a strategic manager, said mama. Or perhaps a piss boy, added papa. I think you should be a dj just like grandpa, said grandma. Hello Kitty picked up her song and went into the toilet. Feeling a bit stinking, she decided to make a big batch of dogs for her family.