I have an aim. Not to get a better job, no that would be too easy. I'm aiming to get a letter published in Melbourne's broadsheet newspaper, The Age. Here's my first attempt...

To the Letters Editor,

Another Australian Open first: a sore loser and a sore winner in the same match!

cheers,

Glenn Peters

I'll keep you all posted. Ah, posted... get it? get it? posted, that's really bloody funny.