Big adventures in the past week have kept me away from The Nightwatchman.
Hell started Tuesday.
After a particularly tough day of dealing with a difficult laptop computer, even more difficult friends and writing about sustainability (who isn't writing about sustainability these days?), I was super duper excited to get a table with a less difficult mate at my fave-ever counter meal establishment, The Robert Burns.
The Robert Burns seafood paella is the best in Melbourne but not Tuesday's.
Nope, on Tuesday I copped a bad arse hit of food poisoning, losing 3 kilograms in 24 hours.
Which brings me to the ANZAC spirit. When walking the Kokoda our diggers often suffered from bad cases of the trots like mine. With hand under their trousers, they would march through the mud and up the hill.
Uppiddy up up and downiddy down down.
It was this kind o' spirit that got me through the ANZAC game. In the pub before the game I was a wreck. No beers and I could barely concentrate on me footy mates' conversation. Whether Chris Egan was to play or not, I didn't care.
More compelling- what if I have to rush to the Gary Glitter during the game? Not even the hardiest of soldiers would dare use a MCG cubicle. Visiting the London Tavern's was scary enough but the MCG my frickin' sheesh.
After advice from mates to get in the car and get the hell away to a bogue house with a TV in the toilet I decided to drag my leakin' behind to the game.
Only had to visit the MCG khazis twice.
First visit and I queued behind a 19 year-old bloke who urinated into the toilet WITH THE SEAT DOWN.
As my fave Catherine Tate Show character, Nan Taylor would say, THE FUCKING LIBERTY!!
And what a surprise, the kid was no Elvis Costello, his aim being nowhere close to being true. If I wasn't so rushed to wipe the seat and get down to business I would have beat up the little freak.
For all of us.
Second visit no problem. Didn't miss anything. Only a few ball ups apparently.
Top game too.
Tears came to my eyes when Heath Shaw won the ANZAC Medal.
It wasn't the first time for tears that day and neither was it the last.
My arse was on fire.
2 comments:
A story of true grit and determination. Your love of the footy is high. I know, I know, it was the Anzac Day Match. It had to be done.
I hear there are new Owners down at The London & the palma's have gone downhill. Can you verify? Where else will the coolsie Richmond geezers gather for their cheese'n'tomatie topped chook now?
Hmmm.... I'm presuming the new owners you speak of are the same who ran the place last year. I haven't eaten there yet this year.
I wouldn't know about the parmas as I don't do them but the steak sandwiches at The London are the best in Melbourne.
Ladyees still dig the chickpea curry.
Celeb clientele spotted so far this year includes Steve Curry, Barrie Cassidy and of course, Mick Molloy.
Luckily the toilets are clean.
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