This week's TV WEAK!

The non ratings season is back! Apart from the return of the awesome Two Fat Ladies (ABC, Weekdays, 6pm) and Jazz (ABC, Thursdays, 9.30pm), the rankest of rank turds now pilot, stink and crash. Much like Effie (SBS, Tuesdays, 8pm). What's more, the cricket is back. Oh dear. This is the time, TV WEAK and BBQ's come into their own.

- Glenn Peters