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BIG GIRL
Happy Valentine's Day. Love you always. Pus.
The Shakespeare Was A Herald Sun Reader Award goes to...
DALE
To my dearest Dale, you are my most favorite male. It's you that puts a spark in my life and I promise not to ruin your Scanpan knife. Together we make light work. You've never once been a jerk. It's the way you make me feel. You caught me with your big fishing reel. We are in sync on the dance floor. But on x box I have the biggest score. You are my safety switch that never trips, we fit each other like a glove. This is my declaration of love. Kiam
The Cyrano De Bergerac Was Booked Out Award goes to...
GRIFFO
I want to grow old and disgusting with you love Marijke
The Oh, Not Another Restraining Order Award goes to...
HELEN MARY
My darling Helen. I still get heartbroken when i think of the day that you told me it was over etween us. Dressed in denim, your hair in pigtails and just 18. I used to think that you were the prettiest girl alive and when we fell in love I would tell myself every day that there would never be any other girl in my life but you. But I treated you bad when I loved you so and in the end I lost you forever. I never cheated on you Helen,and I will love you in secret until the day I die my darling. Your perfume "Fidji" keeps you near to me always. Your loving sweetpea G.
The Inappropriate Family Parlor Games Award goes to...
JOHNNY DANGER
Everything I ever dreamed of xx. Love Mummy
The Hope You Washed Your Hands Before You Made Our Dinner Award goes to...
LUCY
Dip me in your hommus?
And finally, it's a tie for the much coveted Too Much Information Award! Judges couldn't separate this year's winners....
MARNI
I love your landscaped yard. JS
MUFF FACE
Good times by the Yarra RIP. Love you, Pig Snorter
