Monday, October 13, 2008

My New Food Blog Thingy

Here's a taster from my new recipes, food, drink and celebrity chef watching blog, Om Nom Nom Nom Nom.

When killjoy nutritionist Rosemary Stanton saw me about to tuck into this fried scallop stuffed hamburger with the lot, she tried to punch me in the man breast. Because her punching bones weren't ready for action after the transplant with the punching bones of a retired fighting cock, Rosemary's attack was hilarious.

Humiliated, she floated away.

Like a ghost.

In the frenzy some fat dripped out of the burger, burning a hole into my trousers.

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