For one day in the month write entirely in red pen.
It's so final and it freaks boring bozos well out.
Writing in red is a simple act of insolence and fucked up defiance.
The Marquis de Sade wrote all the unhygenic sex scenes in his 100 Days of Sodom in red.
Miles Davis wrote all the "motherfuckens" in his autobiography in red.
Terrance Trent Darby (formally of INXS), wrote most of his letters to The Guardian in red.
George Lucas filled out the cheques to pay for several hundred traffic fines during the making of Star Wars 2 Electric Boogaloo in red.
Bob Dylan wrote the lyrics to his much adored Infidels record in red.
Go red tomorrow.
You'll love it.