You got to hand it (wash first, please), to obsessive compulsives.
They sure have imagination.
On last night's ABC documentary, The House Of Obsessive Compulsives there was a bloke who was terrified of confessing to a crime he didn't commit.
So scared, the poor bloke chained himself to his bed so he wouldn't sleepwalk his way to the constabulary.
But get this.
He was scared shitless of pens and paper.
Who knows, he could write a confession if he wasn't careful!
A sad and brilliant documentary.
Make sure you catch next Thursday's conclusion at 9.30pm.