Friday, March 02, 2007

No Miss, He's Not A Donkey. He's A Super Rabbit!

There's so much going on in this crazy story from Galway, I'll have to tell it in point form.

* Man dressed in latex and handcuffs brings donkey to his hotel room

* Man arrested

* Man charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and offensive behavior

* The charge of wrecking the mini-bar is dropped. Why? The donkey did it.

* Man fined €2,000 for for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837

* To bring the donkey to the room, man tells hotel reception that his companion wasn't a donkey, instead a breed of "super rabbit" he was taking to a pet fair

* Reception could have been convinced of his story if he didn't sign into the room as Mr Shrek

* Man tells the court he's lonely and suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”

* Hotel only called police when "super rabbit" ran amok in corridor

* "Super rabbit" swallowed handcuff keys

Link to original Galway First story.


Alison said...

wow. just, wow. you know its agood story when you don't need full sentences.

Merril said...

I hesitate to query and I may be wrong but - wasn't The Unlawful Accomodation Of Donkeys Act actually 1838???

Nina said...

I hate to be a wet blanket on a highly arousing super rabbit, but apparently this was a hoax.

Glenn said...

Say it isn't so.

But this story about the school principal found naked in his office watching gay porn while smoking meth isn't.