Was it only me hoping to witness a flying sheet of metal decapitate one of those mucho on-the-spot reporters?
It didn't happen.
If only I caught this lovely bit of dumb journalist zen which did happen on Fox News earlier today.
REPORTER SHEPARD SMITH: You’re live on FOX News Channel, what are you doing?And here's the footage: The Political Teen » Live on FOX: Man Says “None of Your Fucking Business” (VIDEO)
MAN: Walking my dogs.
SMITH: Why are you still here? I’m just curious.
MAN: None of your fucking business.
SMITH: Oh that was a good answer, wasn’t it? That was live on international television. Thanks so much for that. You know we apologize.