Monday, November 19, 2001

This Week's TV WEAK!

Forget the television ratings systems. Forget Gary Morgan. TV Weak asks television’s burning questions. We surveyed the front bar of an undisclosed drinking establishment and found that when asked who would win in a fight: Jamie Oliver or Billy Connolly: 33% of drinkers thought Oliver would win through his superior mortar & pestle technique; 60% thought Connolly would piss it in if he hadn’t shaved his beard off in 1993; and a disgruntled 7% pointed out that if he saw either on his television again he would “farken spew up.”

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