Wednesday, September 05, 2007
What Late Night Pay TV Taught Me
Neil Young recently had a brain aneurysm.
Spellcheck tells me I nailed the word, aneurysm first time.
Emmylou Harris looks like a doll.
A pretty but disturbing lookin' doll.
Neil Young's lovely old Martin guitar was first owned by Hank Williams.
When doing Harvest Moon, Neil gets an old guy on stage to sweep a broom on a doormat as some sort of percussive instrument.
In some parts of Uzbekistan when you give a cot as a gift to a newly married couple, it's customary to include a bedpan which goes under the cot.
A homemade, wooden catheter leading down to the bedpan must be added to the baby's new urinary ensemble.
Uzbek babies don't do nappies at night.
I got the spelling of Uzbekistan right on my second attempt.