Monday, August 06, 2007

I'll Get Me Coat....

The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo. I thought, that's Aboriginal.

Went through customs last week and the guy said he had some good news and some bad news.

"The good news is that you can go through."

"The bad news is that you have a lump on your prostate."

An amnesiac walked into a bar.

He said, "Do I come here often?"

Penguin walks into a bar and asks, "Have you seen my brother?"

Barman asks, "Dunno. What does he look like?"

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back.

"I'm so tired of chardonnay."

Two snowmen are chatting.

First Snowman: "Can you smell carrots?"

A lady walks into a bar and asks the barkeep for a double entendre.

So he gives it to her.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Why did the boy fail his exam?

Family issues.


Richo said...

Got my divorce settlement and had to split the house with my ex.

She got the inside

What's "E.T" short for?

He's got little legs.

Bloke walks into the doctors clinic and the doc exclaims "My god man, you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your fly"
man replies "I know, its driving me nuts"

Glenn said...

Played a game of poker with a deck of tarot cards the other night.

Got a full house and three people died.