Is this the most gruesome Santa since Silent Night Deadly Night 2? No, this is. If you recognize this Santa, please call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333000. And if you recognize this Santa, please call La Porchetta on 9347 8906. What was that, Santa? That over there by the haberdashery is a mistletoe, not a camel-toe!
Photos from a gallery of petrified American children sitting (or being physically restrained) on Santa's knee via Neatorama.