Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Dog Catcher, Full Training Provided (To You, That Is)


A stray dog, yesterday., originally uploaded by glennpeters.

From my obscure jobs site, But I Want An Interesting Job.

The Lost Dogs Home needs an Animal Control Officer to work the Darebin beat.

Duties include collection and impoundment of stray domestic animals (picking up felons), especially dogs and cats, permit inspections and animal business audits (hassling Mr Bigs), dog attack investigations (investigations, alright!), education (visiting schoolkids), park patrols and the general enforcement of the provisions of the Domestic Animals Act.

Forget The Bill, this is crime fightin'.

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