Blow the place up.
Throw your money at ducks.
"Casinos across the South have caught several crews using light-wands against the region's slots but the casino industry refuses to take the threat seriously. Despite a handful of arrests, several adept crews continue to operate quite profitably."
Richard Marcus is a "professional" (?) casino cheat. His webdiary is almost the only interesting casino related website on the internet.
He wrote the book, American Roulette: How I Turned the Odds Upside Down-My Wild 25 Year Ride Ripping Off the World's Casinos.